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deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad, via imsobossybitchgetoffme)

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cyberfricking:

​fiscally responsible teenagers
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lulz-time:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
is it me or did the dad lose 200 pounds in 5 seconds
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bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

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jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene
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leslieknpe:

I want the whole world to see what I have to deal with on a daily basis
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